An Important Message
Rep. Mark Foley
Dear Former Male Congressional Pages:
This is Mark.
I hope all is well for you. I enjoyed working with you VERY much this past summer.
I'm making a scrapbook of all my wonderful page friends from Congress, and I wonder if you could send me a nice pic.
I have a picture of myself that I have attached to this email.
Do you like to go to the gym? You certainly seemed to be in VERY good shape. Do you wear underwear?
Remind me, how old are you?
If you would like to visit Washington or Florida sometime under less official circumstances, please let me know. Do you like to party? Do you like roofies? I can make a really good roofie cocktail.
In Jesus and Republicans We Trust,
U.S. House of Representatives
P.S. Vote Republican!
P.P.S. I just heard that some of my emails to one of your friends has been obtained by the media. Please keep this secret email between me and you. There's an extra roofie and some GHB in the deal for you if you keep our little secret.
P.P.P.S. Thanks to the Republican Party leadership including Dennis Hastert for keeping this little matter private in the hopes that I could get re-elected and keep my co-chairmanship on the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children.